tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-89585560551550029242024-03-06T21:40:39.061-08:00Just My Crazy ThoughtsMehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11785382953935788506noreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8958556055155002924.post-70920560821379680362021-09-30T11:46:00.004-07:002021-09-30T11:46:46.164-07:00Thought 9<p>I think I was in a coma<br />Because the last thing I remember<br />Was in 2008<br />And now my telephone is talking to me<br />And says it's 2021</p><p>This is what they call a coma<br />I'm pretty sure<br />Although I don't know if I'd trust myself on this one these days<br /></p><p>I'm still somewhat wobbly and upside down.<br /></p>Mehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11785382953935788506noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8958556055155002924.post-45374954188478847562008-02-07T12:55:00.000-08:002008-02-07T12:57:30.554-08:00Thought 8If umbrellas become sentient<br />And take over the planet<br />Will our skin be stretched over their cities<br />To keep them dry<br /><br />Or will they just spend all of their money on weather manipulation science<br />Until they can control the weather with a simple Perl script?Mehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11785382953935788506noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8958556055155002924.post-48932798472786327042008-01-04T08:31:00.000-08:002008-01-04T08:32:24.859-08:00Thought 7If I build an evil cryogenics laboratory<br />Will people still pay me huge wads of money<br />To be frozen<br />Even though I'm all evil and maniacal when I freeze them?<br /><br />I hope so, freezing people is quite enjoyable.Mehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11785382953935788506noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8958556055155002924.post-85510747602869049342007-12-31T08:48:00.000-08:002007-12-31T08:50:08.663-08:00Thought 6Today's thought centers around peppermint candies.<br /><br />Have you ever opened up a peppermint candy and discovered a miniature world inside, full of tiny peppermint people living tiny peppermint lives?<br /><br />Isn't it sad to have to eat those people and their lives? It is sad to me, but that is the burden of a mint eater.Mehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11785382953935788506noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8958556055155002924.post-37297124270585688782007-12-23T13:46:00.000-08:002007-12-23T13:47:36.047-08:00Thought 5Some days<br />Especially Sun Days<br />The moon stabs me in the ear<br />With its sharp moony beams<br /><br />And I say, "Hey, cut it out, you jerkface."<br />And it usually listens.<br /><br />But not today<br />I guess it's showing off<br />Feats of Strength<br />For FestivusUnknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8958556055155002924.post-84116999723493510612007-02-12T01:20:00.000-08:002007-02-03T18:17:00.914-08:00Thought 4If I wake up tomorrow<br />And I don't know who I am<br />Will anyone tell me<br />Or will they just let me<br />Walk around like a crazy person<br />Who doesn't know who she is<br />And who might not even exist<br />For all she knows<br /><br />Maybe some friendly homeless person<br />Will teach me the ways of the world<br />And that I'm his long-lost friend<br />And we'll go bowling together<br />Free bowling made of rocks and soup cans<br />Because we're homeless and can't afford<br />Real bowling<br />With those expensive bowling shoes<br />Who can afford that?<br />Not me.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8958556055155002924.post-79410317469441492082007-02-03T18:15:00.000-08:002007-02-03T18:17:00.955-08:00Thought 3Today I wear Chanel perfume<br />All over my neck<br />It smells like my old backpack<br />From high school<br />That I always kept filled with perfume<br />Because hey, why not?<br />It's not like I needed to keep<br />Sunglasses in my backpack<br />Since I went to high school<br />In the dark<br />Always.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8958556055155002924.post-35584878847551900532007-01-31T06:28:00.000-08:002007-01-31T06:30:01.334-08:00Thought 2When I walk down the street<br />Past stores and the windows that they have<br />And I see Coach Signature Denim Patchwork Demi Bags<br />On sale<br />Not an auction<br />For super cheap prices<br />I jump<br />High into the air<br />And never come back to the ground<br />because I love those Coach bags so very much<br />They make me fly<br />Like Superman<br />If Superman liked purses.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8958556055155002924.post-8240278390791203042007-01-29T20:45:00.001-08:002007-01-29T20:45:42.342-08:00Thought 1Sometimes<br />Riding on an escalator<br />I could swear that<br />My shoelaces are trying to eat me.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1