Thought 6

Today's thought centers around peppermint candies.

Have you ever opened up a peppermint candy and discovered a miniature world inside, full of tiny peppermint people living tiny peppermint lives?

Isn't it sad to have to eat those people and their lives? It is sad to me, but that is the burden of a mint eater.

Thought 5

Some days
Especially Sun Days
The moon stabs me in the ear
With its sharp moony beams

And I say, "Hey, cut it out, you jerkface."
And it usually listens.

But not today
I guess it's showing off
Feats of Strength
For Festivus