Thought 8

If umbrellas become sentient
And take over the planet
Will our skin be stretched over their cities
To keep them dry

Or will they just spend all of their money on weather manipulation science
Until they can control the weather with a simple Perl script?

Thought 7

If I build an evil cryogenics laboratory
Will people still pay me huge wads of money
To be frozen
Even though I'm all evil and maniacal when I freeze them?

I hope so, freezing people is quite enjoyable.